True Life: Zach is a Sugar Addict- Part 1

Zach.
Is a sugar addict.
Maybe I should have taken Joshua's warning via voicemail "Don't let zach eat too much candy, cuz he will get kanker sores and cry"... but I thought since he was 14, he would be mature enough to take it easy on the candy.

Wrong.

Is this sleeping Zach OR "I had too much candy, I feel super dizzy and it's making me mad so I'm going to bed Zach?"....

As Glenn laughed uncontrollably at the sight of Zach having a sugar hang over, Zach vowed to have not a pinch of candy for the rest of his visit. YAH right.

This kid should be obese or diabetic by now... 14 year olds should NOT be slamming 2 red bulls a day washed down by a bag of skittles (and I'm not talking snack sized bags).

You may wonder why it looks like zach dabbed his pizza on his jeans?

Possibly the number 1, most stupid thing he has done all trip (maybe).

As we were having a conversation, I may have accidentally spit in the direction of his pizza. Zachary, being utterly disgusted by other people's saliva, proceeds to freak out and tries to dab the spit off the pizza and onto his pants.

The result? a simple minded Zach and a greezy pair of jeans that look way too much like a pair I own...

SPF that up marve marve.

Zach has many "fails" in public. This being one of them... apparently running through a golf course at tee time. ALSO, waiting at Mc.Donalds (inside) for his meal. Two things of fries are set down on a tray and Zach assumes they are his and proceeds to munch some fries. All of a sudden the Mc. Man explains that those are not his fries.

This chimp chimp eats celery. I wonder how coo coo he would get on Zach's diet... actually he would probably die.

Zach and Glenn went to the zoo. Zach only ate candy all day (thanks glenn). Apparently I'm crazy for letting zach buy candy-filled "Trix"... when in reality Glenn is crazy for letting Zach spend approx. 20 dollars on candy. Disgustingly enough, the only meal zach ate today that was relatively healthy was Taco Bell. sick.

As I write this Zach is repeating "I'm never going to each as much candy as I did today, ever again"...

whelp, that's about it. Zach is way too entertaining for his own good.

Today was my last day of work. mmmmmm ride and adventures. com.

Meet me in Vegas?