dear miami

Stories.

1) Two mornings ago, a ski instructor was found pretty much frozen, naked and full of puke in the forest of Keystone. I heard through the grape vine that he was roofied before he went night skiing. Weird.
Anyway, he was seen walking/staggering down Ina's Way with no clothes on. His arms were white from the elbow down with black finger nails. NOT a good sign. He is now in intensive care.
Prayers. and lessons learned. watch your drinks and ex-girlfriends.

2) We rode Breck on Wednesday, it was alright. Er' time I ride there, it is FREEZING. It's a sign, Keystone is better. However, I accidentally lost my dignity at the "freeway" park. Assuming it was a "baby" park, we slid the first 2 boxes then realized that the rest of the park was ridiculous. I wish I could draw a picture.
SO, this box was so awkwardly set up and I didn't know how to hit it...so I just cruised along side of it thinking I would just roll down the landing and be on my way. FALSE. There was about a 6 ft. drop after the box and before the landing that I discovered on accident. Serious shame. I laughed it off, but I hope other people witnessed such a loss of dignity.

3) I have a grade 7 style zit on my forehead....

4) 2010 is the year of peace and love, but apparently laughing things off isn't the way to do things these days. New rule, only nice text messages are to be lurking about the stratosphere. Try it, you won't.

5) There will be no picture is this blog because I'm too lazy to download them onto my computer. I need a back massage.

6) New music courtesy of Miss Cotton from Minnesota. Merci! I will kill the songs before I post them on the blog.... new rule.

7) rules.

8) Although snowboarding is technically more difficult than skiing, my legs are WAY sore from 4 runs at keystone. Maybe it's my awesome form (kidding).... but jeeze.... Tendafoot stairs are rough lately.


Okay, that's all I can think of.

Stay tuned for more scummit county updates.
cheers.