Our 13$ worth of candy is almost gone.
1 week till mega marve unite!
Tomorrow is our last game.
There are creepy copy cats lurking about. yikes.
There are some weird people in Holland. Possibly locals....
Facebook is lame on Saturdays. Especially since most of the world is having a good time while we are here, watching TV and stackin' carbs for the game tomorrow.
We play the 6th team in the WORLD tomorrow. Serious.
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Story time:
Today we felt bad for you because you were sick all last night. Even though you puked on my sock and shit in the middle of a sidewalk, Emily STILL let you sleep in her bed. I spent a solid 20 mins. cleaning all your poo off the deck AND picked it up with my hand in a plastic bag. It had a hole in it. I gagged. I know your "mom" is out of town, but todays stunt definitely put you in the dog house tonight.
Your collar came loose and your head popped out. You looked at us for a whole 2 seconds before you realized you were FREEE. You took off FULL TORQUE and we chased you through traffic and construction. You pooped right near a wedding reception. You thought we were playing games with you when you were running around Hope's campus like a lunatic. You were wrong. I was ready to tackle you like a bull.
Finally after 10 mins of full out sprinting, you ran out of breath. Thank goodness. You were a VERY BAD DOG today, and you are lucky to be alive. You walked home with your head down and your tail between your legs. You now get to wear a terrible harness every time I take you for a walk.
I just happened to look over at you sitting on the coach with an entire bone in your mouth. Please don't gag. Also, re-think the next time you want to play games like today. We are in a fight.
Okay, this video still makes you thee cutest dog in the UP. We can still be friends.
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