This Really Happened...

Joe: before i used to think physics makes the sun rise and set, i used to think wars were started becuase of politics, i used to think trees grew becuase of nature.....but i was niaeve, the world works the way it does all because of the stache, and nothings going to change it
its not just lip hair dana, its a freind, its a blanket on a cold winter night, its a bowl of soup for a hungry soul, if there is something a stache can't do.....i havent seen it yet
do u think i could have picked a picture of ben with a beard to put on the beer pong table....sure i could have, ive got lots, but i didnt put a picture of ben with a stache on the table.....i put a picture of the stache with ben on the table
Me: some day i'm going over there and painting over the stache so he is cleanly shaved

Joe: you can do that....and by the time you wake up the next morning....without anybody interfering, or even touching a paint brush.....that stache will be back